Do You Trust @Swiftread? You shouldn't. Here's why?

This is an email I received in which Patrick Read, aka @Swiftread, stabs his "good friend" @GregWHoward in the back. Swiffer refers to Greg as egotistical, easily frustrated, and says he "gets bent" easily. Swiffer ponders if he should "post some pretty vile stuff targeting greg." The best part is PS saying he told Greg many times to apologize to Andrew Breitbart.

Enjoy!

A Story About @Swiftread & @GregWHoward

@Swiftread & @GregWHoward were hootin’ and hollerin’ while attending a possum bbq. When a #teagger hateriot asked them why they were celebrating.

@GregWHoward said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months.

“Two months?!” exclaimed the #teabagger. “That’s dern fast!”

@Swiftread proudly replied, “I know, the box said 4 - 6 years!”

By the way, this story is fictional, so don't sue me or anything.