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Showing posts with label p2. Show all posts
Sunday, September 4, 2011
Do You Trust @Swiftread? You shouldn't. Here's why?
This is an email I received in which Patrick Read, aka @Swiftread, stabs his "good friend" @GregWHoward in the back. Swiffer refers to Greg as egotistical, easily frustrated, and says he "gets bent" easily. Swiffer ponders if he should "post some pretty vile stuff targeting greg." The best part is PS saying he told Greg many times to apologize to Andrew Breitbart.
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Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
A Moral Fable About The Koch Brothers.
This was originally tweeted by @WTNWR. I liked it and wanted to share it here.
A Koch brother, a tea party member, and a union rep get a plate with 12 cookies. Koch immediately takes 11 of the cookies for himself, then turns to the tea party member and says "watch out for that union guy - he wants your cookie.
A Koch brother, a tea party member, and a union rep get a plate with 12 cookies. Koch immediately takes 11 of the cookies for himself, then turns to the tea party member and says "watch out for that union guy - he wants your cookie.
To All Veterans on Twitter
This is a re-post of a tweet by twitter user @couldbeme7. While we do not see eye-to-eye on politics, I support her in her battle for respect for her father a WWII vet.
TO ALL VETERANS on Twitter-- Some of you noticed @keithdatrucker yesterday alone tweet me 48 times using vile language trashing a VETERAN (my deceased Father) on the timeline. My Father was an honorable man, a good man and a man who walked with God. Keith's actions seem to be condoned by his friends, who are also Veterans @SwiftRead, @slingbrush and @GregWHoward. None of them have denounced his tirade against a fellow VETERAN. Frankly I find THAT dishonorable. My Father was one of the lucky ones who came home, but not without sacrifice. He fought in the Battle of the Bulge WWII with honor. During battle he suffered burns over 80% of his body... lay in the snow for 3 days, was found by the Germans, taken for dead, and still bore the scars where they ripped his watch from his arm until the day he died. He had to suffer watching all of his platoon die except for 5 men under his command. And he still kept fighting, until the blood prevented him from firing his weapon any longer. He once told me "J, I have seen things that a human being should NOT have to witness." And GregWHoward tells me I cannot use that Bronze star as an avatar? And trashes #TeamWC (a group of patriots on Twitter who want nothing more than to be left alone and to tweet in peace) I think not MrHoward. Do not hold your breath dictating what others can do or are allowed to do on Twitter. I...appreciate EVERY man and woman who has served this great nation, in spite of the #lies that have been told and perpetuated. However, I find it detestable that there are some pathetic people who drape themselves in the flag and trash an honorable man and call themselves human? I am ASHAMED of their behavior, and ashamed of them.
TO ALL VETERANS on Twitter-- Some of you noticed @keithdatrucker yesterday alone tweet me 48 times using vile language trashing a VETERAN (my deceased Father) on the timeline. My Father was an honorable man, a good man and a man who walked with God. Keith's actions seem to be condoned by his friends, who are also Veterans @SwiftRead, @slingbrush and @GregWHoward. None of them have denounced his tirade against a fellow VETERAN. Frankly I find THAT dishonorable. My Father was one of the lucky ones who came home, but not without sacrifice. He fought in the Battle of the Bulge WWII with honor. During battle he suffered burns over 80% of his body... lay in the snow for 3 days, was found by the Germans, taken for dead, and still bore the scars where they ripped his watch from his arm until the day he died. He had to suffer watching all of his platoon die except for 5 men under his command. And he still kept fighting, until the blood prevented him from firing his weapon any longer. He once told me "J, I have seen things that a human being should NOT have to witness." And GregWHoward tells me I cannot use that Bronze star as an avatar? And trashes #TeamWC (a group of patriots on Twitter who want nothing more than to be left alone and to tweet in peace) I think not MrHoward. Do not hold your breath dictating what others can do or are allowed to do on Twitter. I...appreciate EVERY man and woman who has served this great nation, in spite of the #lies that have been told and perpetuated. However, I find it detestable that there are some pathetic people who drape themselves in the flag and trash an honorable man and call themselves human? I am ASHAMED of their behavior, and ashamed of them.
Monday, August 22, 2011
@Swiftread & @Slingbrush - Axis of Evil? #p2 #p21
Swiftread and Slingbrush like to refer to themselves as The #certifiedpunishers on Twitter.
Let’s look at the words
Certified Punishers
You can rearrange the letters in Certified Punishers and get
i u he serf cid prn site
Take the i u he (I You and He) and replace them with the “w” and “e”from Swiftread to make the 1st person pronoun “We”
Take the “e” out of “serf” and replace it the “u” from Slingbrush
Take the “h” and the”l” from Slingbrush and add them to “cid”
Take an “s” from Slingbrush and add it to the end of “site.”
Finally take the number of times @Swiftread has been correct about my identity, “0” and add it to “prn.”
What do you have?
We surf child pr0n sites.
Really?
What really goes on the the backroom conversations on these two neanderthals and their gaggle of chatty cathys? Is there an evil cabal of American “Patriots” circulated pictures of horrid exploitation of our most valuable resource, our children? One can ONLY SPECULATE at the horrors committed at the hands of these two hate-filled citizens.
Outrageous claim made by using a bullshit formula I made up in a few seconds? Of course it is.
Am I seriously implying that Swiftread and company trade kiddie porn. Of course not.
This is a parody account and this is a parody of their illogical, ridiculous conspiracy theories about me.
But how can you not parody someone trusts the word of someone who thinks the word “meat” is a code word for threats of violence?
Let’s look at the words
Certified Punishers
You can rearrange the letters in Certified Punishers and get
i u he serf cid prn site
Take the i u he (I You and He) and replace them with the “w” and “e”from Swiftread to make the 1st person pronoun “We”
Take the “e” out of “serf” and replace it the “u” from Slingbrush
Take the “h” and the”l” from Slingbrush and add them to “cid”
Take an “s” from Slingbrush and add it to the end of “site.”
Finally take the number of times @Swiftread has been correct about my identity, “0” and add it to “prn.”
What do you have?
We surf child pr0n sites.
Really?
What really goes on the the backroom conversations on these two neanderthals and their gaggle of chatty cathys? Is there an evil cabal of American “Patriots” circulated pictures of horrid exploitation of our most valuable resource, our children? One can ONLY SPECULATE at the horrors committed at the hands of these two hate-filled citizens.
Outrageous claim made by using a bullshit formula I made up in a few seconds? Of course it is.
Am I seriously implying that Swiftread and company trade kiddie porn. Of course not.
This is a parody account and this is a parody of their illogical, ridiculous conspiracy theories about me.
But how can you not parody someone trusts the word of someone who thinks the word “meat” is a code word for threats of violence?
A Story About @Swiftread & @GregWHoward
@Swiftread & @GregWHoward were hootin’ and hollerin’ while attending a possum bbq. When a #teagger hateriot asked them why they were celebrating.
@GregWHoward said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months.
“Two months?!” exclaimed the #teabagger. “That’s dern fast!”
@Swiftread proudly replied, “I know, the box said 4 - 6 years!”
By the way, this story is fictional, so don't sue me or anything.
@GregWHoward said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months.
“Two months?!” exclaimed the #teabagger. “That’s dern fast!”
@Swiftread proudly replied, “I know, the box said 4 - 6 years!”
By the way, this story is fictional, so don't sue me or anything.
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