@Swiftread & @Slingbrush - Axis of Evil? #p2 #p21

Swiftread and Slingbrush like to refer to themselves as The #certifiedpunishers on Twitter.
Let’s look at the words

Certified Punishers

You can rearrange the letters in Certified Punishers and get

i u he serf cid prn site

Take the i u he (I You and He) and replace them with the “w” and “e”from Swiftread to make the 1st person pronoun “We”
Take the “e” out of “serf” and replace it the “u” from Slingbrush
Take the “h” and the”l” from Slingbrush and add them to “cid”
Take an “s” from Slingbrush and add it to the end of “site.”
Finally take the number of times @Swiftread has been correct about my identity, “0” and add it to “prn.”

What do you have?

We surf child pr0n sites.

Really?

What really goes on the the backroom conversations on these two neanderthals and their gaggle of chatty cathys? Is there an evil cabal of American “Patriots” circulated pictures of horrid exploitation of our most valuable resource, our children? One can ONLY SPECULATE at the horrors committed at the hands of these two hate-filled citizens.

Outrageous claim made by using a bullshit formula I made up in a few seconds? Of course it is.
Am I seriously implying that Swiftread and company trade kiddie porn. Of course not.
This is a parody account and this is a parody of their illogical, ridiculous conspiracy theories about me.

But how can you not parody someone trusts the word of someone who thinks the word “meat” is a code word for threats of violence?