Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Is @Zapem a @GregWHoward Sock Account?

At 9:42 this morning, I RT'd & replied to a tweet from @Zapem to @Genjunky. Here is that tweet:

Yes, I hit the "q" instead of "1." I made a typo, move on, nothing to see here.

At 9:48AM @Zapem told @Genjunky (s)he was logging off.

Just two minutes later, @GregWHoward replies to the tweet I sent to @Zapem.

Now this may not seem like a big deal, BUT, @GregWHoward has me blocked. He can't see my tweets. The easiest explanation is that he had both accounts open in Tweetdeck and didn't pay attention which one he used to Tweet.

Now, they will claim it was a "set up" and they did it on purpose to make us look foolish. But, according to blogger Sarah Beth Jones, "those who protest the loudest are the ones trying to provide cover for themselves."

Monday, October 3, 2011

A Rant in Support of Same Sex Marriage by @medicinalwutang

A Rant in Support of Same Sex Marriage
Twitter user @medicinalwutang

On October 1st, 2011, I took the biggest step of my adult life- but it was not without trepidation. As I knelt down before the man I’ve been with for 3 years to ask his hand in marriage, I knew that somehow, some way, I would have to work hard to support us as a family. Millions of things rushed through my head, and it seemed like a lifetime before he said ‘yes’. I thought of buying a house in a suburb somewhere. I thought of furnishing our home the way we wanted to. I thought of being able to take care of everything we owned and still live comfortably. But most of all, I thought of our wedding.

Riley and I are both native Michiganders, born and raised. We’ve spent our entire lives here, and we have no plans of leaving any time soon. So why on earth should we have to get married in another state? Why should we inconvenience ourselves and family? Why can’t we do it in the state that we call home? Currently, Michigan bans all types of same sex partnerships, which, to be quite honest, bothers me to an unforgivable degree.

There are no arguments against same sex marriage that can stand up to the scrutiny of one who can think logically. A man marrying another man will not ruin your “straight way of life”. We are not out to take over anything. We simply want what every single other American citizen wants- to be happy. We want to be able to live our lives freely and without fear, to be allowed to build lives for ourselves. For some, a civil union may be enough. But I don’t want to call the man I fell in love with my partner, I want to call him my husband. I didn’t spend 3 years of my life with him to settle for the “next best thing”.

We, as Americans, need to think logically about this situation. Those who believe in same sex marriage need to stand up, whether they be straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, transgendered, or just curious. Nobody has any right to say that two adults who are in love should not be allowed to marry. If they want to get married, what does it matter to you? How does it affect you? How could it possibly hurt you? If you think that two members of the same sex being married will somehow ruin this country, you need to check your priorities, because they’re quite obviously skewed.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Meet Larry Gunsallus: Tea Party Member & Child Molester.

I was reading the Twitter timeline of @GregWHoward because Gerg, as we call him, is an endless source of non-intentional laughter. Gerg is like a cartoon character of everything that is wrong with American conservatives.

I came across this tweet from @gukala:

I thought I had come across someone who was wrongly imprisoned on death row and had his conviction overturned due to DNA evidence. So I did a little research and boy was I wrong. It turns out @gukala aka Larry Gunsallus of Harrison, Arkansas is a convicted child molester.


Needless to say, I was shocked. Notice the words "NON-COMPLIANT" in bright red letters under Gunsallus' picture. I did a search for "Larry Gunsallus Non-Compliant" and I found this:


It seems Gunsallus moved from IL to AR and didn't bother to register as a sex offender. He was arrested & charged with a felony. He was automatically classified as a level 3 sex offender, the next to highest classification of a sex offender in AR.

The article above states, "Gunsallus was also notified he couldn’t live in the residence on Newman due to its proximity to schools, day care centers and even the Youth Center. He was given a map of the city showing areas where he could live."

This man, convicted of having sex with a 13 year old when he was 39, was living near schools, daycare centers, and a youth center with NO supervision. It makes me shudder.

Here is a link to the Arkansas Sex Offender list:


Here is a screenshot of Gunsallus' entry:

Here's an interesting screenshot showing Gunsallus was originally charged with IL Statute 720 5/12-13(a)(3)defined as the "sexual penetration with a victim who was under 18 years of age when the act was committed and the accused was a family member." You read that correctly - a FAMILY MEMBER - INCEST!

Gunsallus was found not guilty on that charge because the victim was his step-daughter. But he was convicted of violating IL statute 720 5/12-16(d)defined as the "act of sexual penetration or sexual conduct with a victim who was at least 13 years of age but under 17 years of age and the accused was at least 5 years older than the victim."

When asked about his arrest for failure to comply, Gunsallus replied "they call it non-compliance when you insist you didn't commit the crime!" No, they call it non-compliance when you don't register as a sex offender as required by law. Saying you're not guilty is not a felony.

There is a lot more I could share with you about this "man," but you can check out his Twitter account, @gukala, and make your own decision.

I'll just leave you with this:

"I am already Tea Party."

Finally this:

I guess stealing a car doesn't seem so bad compared to screwing your 13 year old step-daughter.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Do You Trust @Swiftread? You shouldn't. Here's why?

This is an email I received in which Patrick Read, aka @Swiftread, stabs his "good friend" @GregWHoward in the back. Swiffer refers to Greg as egotistical, easily frustrated, and says he "gets bent" easily. Swiffer ponders if he should "post some pretty vile stuff targeting greg." The best part is PS saying he told Greg many times to apologize to Andrew Breitbart.


Tuesday, August 23, 2011

A Moral Fable About The Koch Brothers.

This was originally tweeted by @WTNWR.  I liked it and wanted to share it here.

A Koch brother, a tea party member, and a union rep get a plate with 12 cookies. Koch immediately takes 11 of the cookies for himself, then turns to the tea party member and says "watch out for that union guy - he wants your cookie.

To All Veterans on Twitter

This is a re-post of a tweet by twitter user @couldbeme7. While we do not see eye-to-eye on politics, I support her in her battle for respect for her father a WWII vet.

TO ALL VETERANS on Twitter-- Some of you noticed @ yesterday alone tweet me 48 times using vile language trashing a VETERAN (my deceased Father) on the timeline. My Father was an honorable man, a good man and a man who walked with God. Keith's actions seem to be condoned by his friends, who are also Veterans @, @ and @. None of them have denounced his tirade against a fellow VETERAN. Frankly I find THAT dishonorable. My Father was one of the lucky ones who came home, but not without sacrifice. He fought in the Battle of the Bulge WWII with honor. During battle he suffered burns over 80% of his body... lay in the snow for 3 days, was found by the Germans, taken for dead, and still bore the scars where they ripped his watch from his arm until the day he died. He had to suffer watching all of his platoon die except for 5 men under his command. And he still kept fighting, until the blood prevented him from firing his weapon any longer. He once told me "J, I have seen things that a human being should NOT have to witness." And GregWHoward tells me I cannot use that Bronze star as an avatar? And trashes #TeamWC (a group of patriots on Twitter who want nothing more than to be left alone and to tweet in peace) I think not MrHoward. Do not hold your breath dictating what others can do or are allowed to do on Twitter. I...appreciate EVERY man and woman who has served this great nation, in spite of the #lies that have been told and perpetuated. However, I find it detestable that there are some pathetic people who drape themselves in the flag and trash an honorable man and call themselves human? I am ASHAMED of their behavior, and ashamed of them.

Monday, August 22, 2011

@Swiftread & @Slingbrush - Axis of Evil? #p2 #p21

Swiftread and Slingbrush like to refer to themselves as The #certifiedpunishers on Twitter.
Let’s look at the words

Certified Punishers

You can rearrange the letters in Certified Punishers and get

i u he serf cid prn site

Take the i u he (I You and He) and replace them with the “w” and “e”from Swiftread to make the 1st person pronoun “We”
Take the “e” out of “serf” and replace it the “u” from Slingbrush
Take the “h” and the”l” from Slingbrush and add them to “cid”
Take an “s” from Slingbrush and add it to the end of “site.”
Finally take the number of times @Swiftread has been correct about my identity, “0” and add it to “prn.”

What do you have?

We surf child pr0n sites.


What really goes on the the backroom conversations on these two neanderthals and their gaggle of chatty cathys? Is there an evil cabal of American “Patriots” circulated pictures of horrid exploitation of our most valuable resource, our children? One can ONLY SPECULATE at the horrors committed at the hands of these two hate-filled citizens.

Outrageous claim made by using a bullshit formula I made up in a few seconds? Of course it is.
Am I seriously implying that Swiftread and company trade kiddie porn. Of course not.
This is a parody account and this is a parody of their illogical, ridiculous conspiracy theories about me.

But how can you not parody someone trusts the word of someone who thinks the word “meat” is a code word for threats of violence?

A Story About @Swiftread & @GregWHoward

@Swiftread & @GregWHoward were hootin’ and hollerin’ while attending a possum bbq. When a #teagger hateriot asked them why they were celebrating.

@GregWHoward said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months.

“Two months?!” exclaimed the #teabagger. “That’s dern fast!”

@Swiftread proudly replied, “I know, the box said 4 - 6 years!”

By the way, this story is fictional, so don't sue me or anything.

A Christian Nation? Oh Really?

The #TeaParty and other RW Religious Nutters like to refer to the US a a “Christian Nation” that needs to get back to the “beliefs of our founding fathers” and usually add a few Anti-Islam slurs in for good measure.

That’s not what George Washington said, that John Adams agreed to, and the US Senate passed in 1796.

Article 11 from the Treaty of Tripoli states clearly:
 “As the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion – as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion or tranquility of Mussulmen – and as the said states never have entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties, that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries”.

Put that in your Capirote and smoke it, baggers.